Ask the King - Elvis answers your yes/no questions with a pithy soundbite.Ask Jewboy - Pseudo-Jewish pseudo-homosexual advice column where Jewboy answers readers' questions.
Ask Mr Bad Advice - You can count on Mr Bad Advice to tell you exactly what you didn't need to know.
Ask Dr. CyberLove - Answers questions about cyber-relationships.
Ask Sister Rossetta - Nuns, clergy, and regular sinners like you ask questions of the lavender nun.
Gorm the Wired Viking - Choose your topic and be rewarded with an "ancient" Viking proverb, or help to create new proverbs in Gorm's Olde Proverb Factory.
Ask Mr Teacher - Answers teachers' questions about education, with humor.
How To Make Women Happy - The failsafe "Points System" on how to make women happy. Advice according to women.
Catzzy.com - Funny advice on love and stupidity. You submit the questions and our panel will provide you with answers.
Agony All Gone - Humourous but touching and sensitive irish agony aunt.
Forum 2000 - An automated system using natural language and neural network ideas to provide advice from a number of generated "personalities", including Jet Li, Charles Darwin and Dogbert.
Dr Pitman's Advice to the Lovelorn - Advice seen as a sort of tough love.
Magnetbox: Dear Eddie - Advice column for the damned.
Draeger Reality Enhancement Services International - Solve all your life problems thru the expertise of those from Dresi.
Dear Aunt Nettie - Aunt Nettie is America's oldest Internet guru.
The Naked Dancing Llama - A tangoing, frolicking, peanut spitting llama who is here to help you with your problems.
Ask Skippy - Dumb computer questions. And even dumber answers.
Ask Fallafel - Funny advice.
Miss Abigail's Time Warp Advice - Old advice for contemporary dilemmas, covering the age-old topics of dating, love, living together, puberty, marriage, sex, etiquette, housekeeping, and even home repairs.
Dear Duke - A friendly humor advice column for those who want to know.
Mr Answer Guy - Offers flippant and not-quite-tasteful advice on moral dilemmas and problems.
Ask Barry - Ask him questions and he can give the answers or just chat about what's on your mind.
Anne Slanders - Advice for the brave and masochistic.
Real Advice from Real Retards - Some special differently-abled folks will give advice or answer questions.
Bimbo Lore - How to be a good bimbo.
Ask the Peanut Guy - Advice from the Peanut Guy.
Flip-flop Dot from Sevenoaks - Dot's household advice and problem solving pages and information on herself and the strange people of Sevenoaks.
Dr. Ravage - Dr. Ravage replies to questions you didn't want answered.
The World of Dooda - Offers advice on anything through email.
Bill's Arctic Tundra Advice Centre - Advice on any topic from a penguin who plans to rule the world.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy - Page of short non-sequiturs from Saturday Night Live.
Ask Dr. Skinn - This site is not for those who seek actual advice or knowledge, but it will give you quite a big grin.
Area 808 - Contains useful and wise advice to help you survive these dangerous times.
Beev's Muse - A weekly essay about life as seen through the eyes of the living.
The Man Page - This page is everything a man needs to survive in this world, humor, advice, sports and women.
The Truth According To Iago Steele - The truth about life's big mysteries and senseless little annoyances by Scott Charles Adams.
Guru Jeff's Page of Truth - An illustrated guide to ass-kissing, take on online quiz to see if you are enlightened, or discover the truth about men.
Mad Biggles Humour - Everything you ought to know, but wish you didn't about flying and all things related. Updated frequently.
Mr. Joel's Hollywood Beauty Tips - Mr. Joel of Hollywood offers humorous Hollywood gossip, beauty tips, and sexual advice to women.
FABland - Comedy website featuring "Ask Rob."
Funny-Tips.com - Part of a community of 200+ sites that offer users free access to thousands of guru approved tips and links related jokes, books, puns, becoming a comic, links to sites of comic books, comedians, comics, cartoons, video and funny movie clips, and parody.
Jack Handy's Handy Page - Random Jack Handey Humor along with ramblings, rants and ruminations.
Nanna Online - Let your dear ol' Nanna take your phone calls, speak your Windows, and dish out warm, fuzzy advice.
AdviceWorld - Advice to laugh at, learn from or scoff at.
Ask Dr. Metropolis - All manner of advice for those who dont need to know.
Pandorum.com - We ask the experts the toughest and funniest questions on the internet.
Ask Dodgy Mike - An un-trained, un-qualified idiot who will be of no help whatsoever.
Ask Dr. Joe - Dr. Sammy Joe, a very educated bird, provides practical advice for all questions.
Ask Marlboro Daniels - Offers to answer life's difficult questions, for free.
Dear Reid - Utterly useless advice from a completely unqualified guy.
Dear George - Humorous advice on dating, personal ads and blonde jokes.
Ask A Gay Guy - A site for advice about dating, relationships, fashion, decorating, manners and etiquette.
Life's Mysteries Explained - Advice about any subject, answers to puzzling questions from the unusual point of view of Mr. Steele.
Ask the Answerman - Haro Online's own Answerman answers your questions.
46 Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew - Every woman should read this and learn the truth about her man.
I'm a Moocher - Thrifty advice. Tutorials, photos, humor, guides, and contact information.
The Macking Manual - A guide for the young macks out there, the players, and the veterans.
Chop Shop - A catalog of pokes at daily life.
Uncle Dirk's Q&A Newsletter - He'll tell you what the real deal is with some of life's more pressing questions.
Missing socks - A sock retention veteran giving humorus advice on how not to lose socks.
Ask Taco - Advice from Taco on relationships, sex, or just about anything under the sun.
Top Tips Page - Random tip generator, all submitted by readers.
Ask Jeez - The Son of God operates this advice driven search engine.
Ask Four Poles - Four guys that shouldn't be giving advice, give advice.
WWWomenOnTheWWWeb.com - A TON of man bashing and a little woman bashing thrown in for the guys.
Ask Socrates for Advice - Get advice from Socrates himself about any problem of life that you may have.
Ask Bob - An advice column featuring a highly unqualified and unappealing invisible man.
The Bitter Single Guy's Relationship Advice Site - Real advice with a fun twist from a guy who's been dumped too many times.
Ask Ken! - Offers advice on any subject to anyone for free.
Screwed Up This Time - Advice you shouldn't follow, at all.
Inside Jim's Brain - A look at some of the bizarre things in Jim's brain.
The Agony Entity - The Agony entity promises to provide questionable advice to the willing and unwary.
Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions for Modern Living - Mrs. Brain offers how to survive modern life.
Ask Dr Hump - The Internet's very own love Doctor is here to answer your sex related questions.
Space Buddha - Sage advice from the enlightened one.
What Would John Wayne Do? - The Duke gives advice and direction by channeling old movie lines.
Get a Life You Whinging Bastard - Spoof Agony Aunt offering ridicule therapy to personal dilemmas.
Ask Spacefem - Questions about women, relationships, and the random weirdness of our world.
Ask Zeus! - Get answers directly from the omnipotent King of the Gods, Zeus.
Oilzine.com - Advice about the outdoors from Auntie Al Fresco.
RevengeLady.com - Humorous relationship advice, consumer information, and celebrity revenge.
Shawn Knows It All - humourous advice on any subject.
Ask Tim - A spoof on ask jeeves.