ArcticSpray 2000 - This Ain't Your Mother's Bottled Water.

The Pissed-Off Potato - We must end the famine, there must be more eyes on The Potato.

BOb's Invisibull Fruit Page - BOb the Watermelon's very own personal webpage, complete with pictures of his family and stories of his daily escapades. Read his journal, his thoughts, see pictures, read stories, and adopt a baby fruit (or a miniature singing goat.)

The Bunny Survival Tests - Purpose: To determine specific weaknesses and/or strengths possessed by "Marshmallow Bunnies".

The Famous Slugs Of Oregon - Don't visit this page if you have a weak stomach.

God Hates Figs - Parody of God Hates Fags website. Read proof from the Bible that Figs, are indeed, bad.

Hamsteak Home - Your one-stop resource for all things hamsteak. Reviews, games, the Naked Ham-Cam, and other hamsteakery.

Nude man carrot - Read how this bizarre and lewd vegetable changed the life of Liam Selwyn.

Insect Recipes - Learn how you can make tasty bug meals. As seen on Jay Leno.

Melonium - An Anti-Millennium, Melon friendly site.

The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project - T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. is a series of experiments conducted during finals week, 1995, at Rice University. The tests were designed to determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie.

Magical Cheese - Its Cheese gone wrong!

Ahrn Shef - Ahrn Shef - Funny back woods food joke parody of the Iron Chef

Potato God Worship Center - Dedicated to evangelism on behalf of Our Starch-Based Savior. Good is He who grows in dirt!

Failed Breakfast Cereals - Failed Breakfast Cereals - Funny food jokes and humor from Zthing

All About Toast - Fun things to do with pieces of toast. Decoration techniques and such.

Trifle-Hut - A veritable plethora of trifle musings,humor and good clean wholesome fun

Journal of the King's Royal Food Taster - Journal and daily thoughts of the King's loyal and long-suffering servant, his food taster.

Helly Jelly - Clam flavored jelly beans? This bizarre parody site proposes this and much more.

The Sparking Grapes - An investigation into the cause of sparks between grape halves when exposed to microwaves.